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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin crot Quarter where I was crot kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer crot to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared porn the woman an 'actrice', bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according bokep to this new study memek from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her bokeh partner bokeh and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The crot Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors bokeh regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an porn occasional basis, crot porn bokep they'd explain, memek memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They crot declared bokep that erotic decibels bokep were all about manners and crot crot 'manipulation', bokep and crot that porn women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in bokep order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bokep bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech memek like a demented hyena is bokeh if your bokep sex education comes bokeh from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in bokep 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain porn kind of attention.

memek In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan bokeh and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation porn of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they porn were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: memek memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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